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[BEEP!]... Thank you for being a Starwood Preferred Guest! We hope you enjoyed your stay at our Manhattan Hotel! Did you know that between April 7th and Ju...[BE-BEEP!]

[BEEP!]... Hey, man. Your lady called me and said to keep you company so you won't cry like a pussy while she's out. Gimme a call, yeah? Tony, Jeff, Tony and I are going out to that shit Mexican place you don't like on 5th? You're coming with us. Get outta' your sweats and come on. Umm... I'm on my cell. Hit me back. [BE-BEEP!]

[BEEP!]... Hi, hon... it's me. You're not going to believe this, but I just realized I didn't pack the charger for my phone. The battery is halfway right now so I'm going to have to look for one when I touch down and who knows how that'll take? Ugh! I know, Iknow-Iknow-Iknow... I can hear your voice in my head! "Make a list!" Anyways, I have to save it to call my clients and the remote office once I get there, okay? I swear I'll look for one just as soon as I've got two minutes and I'll give you a call. And the stewardess just gave me the stink eye so I'm gonna go. Okay, sorry-sorry-loveyou-loveyou-loveyou. Okay, bye! [BE-BEEP!]

[BEEP!]... Hey, buddy! Uh... Tony. No, the other one. Uh... Jackie just called and said you're sitting at home being a fag. Uh... stop it and come out with us later on! Uh...we don't have to go Mexican. We could just swing by Jeff's place, order in and... uh... watch some Predator. All right? Hey! "You're goat's nuts, mother fucker! You give away our position one more ti...[BE-BEEP!]