So if I understand this correctly, when Orion takes off his shiny helmet his face is just as jacked up as his dad's, Darkseid - ruler of of Apokolips. Or it may *eventually* end up looking that way? I'm not quite sure. Man, it must be tough to be the grand loser of the intergalactic genetic lottery.
So, this one's a day early because I don't know how my schedule will shape up tomorrow and I'm getting one in early now. By the way, I just realized I'm about a month late from my proposed two and a half week deadline of...um...re-posting again. Well, I'm just gonna start now. Enjoy!
"Hey, Orion... take your helmet off! What's that? Oh, you're exaggerating. I'm sure you don't look that baaaaaaa-OH MY GAD! I...um...mean....that's hardly noticeable. But, uh...put the helmet back on, yeah? It goes with...uh...your...uh....suit! Yeah, no...I mean, it's all just...it's all cool. Helmet. On. Thanks."