Then in looking at all of his posts in the past, it came to our attention that he has never posted more than 14 images in a single month. And even then, the month that had 14 posts in it included his Marvel Masterpieces cards and I told him those didn't count. I just think that the guy is slackin'.
"You know, I think I can put up an image a day for 30 days," he boasts.
"Horsesh*t," I say with conviction.
"Okay, I bet you that I do one image a day for the month of December totaling 31 images at the end of the month, even if I have to do a couple retroactively during the month to catch up on busier days. For every day I miss, I owe you $10," says the rube.
"Serious?!"
"Yeah...serious. But if I do, when I get back, you're cleaning my car....or something"
"It's Wednesday, December 5th already....ZERO images, you already owe me $50!"
"No, no...remember the rules: I can do those retroactively," he explains.
"Cheap and cheating bastard. You're *still* out of your mind...okay! Bet!"
So, to summarize:
If E is is not jockeying his desk, getting sh*t done....
...and if instead he's....oh, I dunno, let's say hypothetically...at the "Happiest Place on Earth" (TM and (c) Disney) hanging out with our buds instead...
...then I'm gonna have me some serious X-Mas cizzash! Actual monies not shown here, that wouldn't be classy...and because I don't have it yet.
Let's see if Mr. Incognito can get 7 images done by the end of the week. This is gonna be easy. I'm gonna take my winnings and get me "Rock Band" for the XBOX 360... make Eric sing "Wanted"! Merry f*ckin' X-Mas to me! Whoo-hoo!
6 comments:
ha ha great post .. good luck.
I hope you get rich Jonathan! I'm getting my eric fix from Iron Man.
Hey man, I noticed a hugh loop hole in that bet. There's nothing that requires the images to either be a) new ones never before posted on his blog or b) images that he himself has done, though to be fair that the images be his never before posted work should be implied from the context of the bet.
That said my crystal ball sees Eric fevorishly posting 30 never before posted panels from Iron Man: Enter the Mandarin on New Years Eve with one hand while using the other to point out to you where the bucket and sponge are for that car wash.
; )
LOL!!!!
Oh Eric you silly boy. As much as I wanna see E bust out a pic a day, I'd love to se you get Rock Band...decisions...decisions.
I'm betting on him putting out retroactively. GO! GO! GO!!!
oh damn, this is gonna be good.... *goes off to make some popcorn to watch the next UFC comics version!*
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